The Last Will and Slightly Reversible Testament of Black Phalaros

This stalwart member of the Wretched Company began his career in the north exploring the forgotten Vault of the Warlord. Not very well known for his mastery of the dark arts (lucky for him), he became famous for his creepiness, thirst for knowledge, short-lived relationships with his mentors, ownership of the Hideous Monkey Statue, and his bizarre sense of humour.

His last will and testament follows:

The Last Will & Testament of Suba-Jin the Three-Handed

To those who travelled with me, I hope my death was in service to our cause and not falling off a horse drunk. It is my wish that if I fell in combat, to not be raised in agreement with my beliefs. I serve at Hextor's side now.

In my belongings at the Night Wolf Inn you will find a warded chest, the passphrase is "Ogedei Khan". In it you will find all my worldly monies. 

Give a one-third share to the Church of Hextor to burn incense, slaughter a bull in my name, say prayers and the like. 

Give one-third share to have a party in my honour at Seven Visions. Anyone who wants to say a word or give a toast, burn incense, have a fist fight, or wrestle in my memory can drink or whore from that share. The value of these toasts or feats to be judged by one from my companions. 

A final one-third share to hire mourners, burn incense and to buy enough firewood to light a signal fire to send me and my belongings to the next world. In addition, to hire an artisan to create a fitting last image of who I was, hired at your discretion - a bas-relief, a poem, a mural or a song, and to place it as publicly as can be done, ie. an engraving at the church if they will allow, a mural at Seven Visions, hiring a couple of bards to sing a song around town, etc.

Send all the worldly goods I was wearing & using into the next world with me, may it serve me better in the battles to come. The holy cherries and apples may be taken by any of my companions. My falchion, returned to the church. Any mundane travelling goods can be taken. If any family, or lacking that Tharbrians wish to lay claim to them, they may take my horse, saddlebags and morin khuur, may Jaagan serve you well.

As for Eric's debt to me, he can burn an offering or serve a night watch with my corpse and consider the debt cleared.

Anything not mentioned that is solely mine, throw on my pyre.

[DM's Note - Bonus xp can be had for doing extra in-game things like this. Good work!]